"This is Channel 5 News with a breaking update!! Lady Punisher is tearing through the city. Buildings are crumbling, vehicles are on fire. We can’t get too close, but an eye witness heard her yelling about the fact that her chest skull grew a better moustache than her. Strange times indeed. We’ll keep you updated on this story."
"In other news, it’s November again which means we want to see those Movember staches!!! Movember is an annual event involving the growing of moustaches during the month of November to raise awareness of men’s health issues, such as depression in men, prostate cancer and other male cancers, and associated charities. The Movember Foundation runs the Movember charity event with the goal to change the face of men’s health."
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